Bad Mama


The Writing Process
December 29, 2009, 10:56 am
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  1. Sit down to write blog.
  2. Get up to let dog out.
  3. Sit down to write blog.
  4. “Juice, pweez Mama, juice!”
  5. Sit down to write blog
  6. Get up to let dog in.
  7. Sit down to write blog.
  8. “Mama, can you help me put this dress on Cinderella please?”
  9. Begin to write blog.
  10. “Watch Pooh pweez Mama, watch Pooh!”
  11. Sit down to write blog.
  12. “Mama! I can’t get up, help me!”
  13. Sit down to write blog.
  14. Get up to shoo cats away from top of piano.
  15. Sit down to write blog. Forget what I’d planned to write anyway. 
  16. Decide to write blog later, after everyone’s asleep.
  17. Fall asleep as soon as the kids do. Repeat all steps the following day.