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		<title>As if you needed a reason</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[One more reason not to listen to a damn thing Bill Maher says:
&#8220;Now, sometimes it&#8217;s OK to fuck with nature &#8212; I believe &#8220;intelligent design&#8221; is often anything but intelligent; that &#8220;God&#8217;s perfect universe&#8221; is actually full of fuck ups and design flaws, like cleft lips and Down Syndrome &#8212; so correcting nature is sometimes [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=badmama.wordpress.com&blog=701737&post=302&subd=badmama&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Midwest</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 18:19:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Peanut has the flu. The scary one. But she&#8217;s doing all right, outside of the vomiting. Who decided that vomiting should go along with fever, body aches, stuffy nose, and sore throat? Because I have words for whoever came up with that idea. And they aren&#8217;t nice ones.
Last week we took Peanut to Delaware again, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=badmama.wordpress.com&blog=701737&post=293&subd=badmama&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>No.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 21:14:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Squirt picked up the phone handset today and had the following conversation:
&#8220;Hehyo. No. No. No no no no no no. No. No no no. No, bye.&#8221;
I said, &#8220;who are you talking to?&#8221; &#8220;Daddy.&#8221;
I am sure he would say she got it from me.
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		<title>There was a time when I did not have anywhere I could call home*</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 00:12:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I had really hoped to come back with a happy, funny post, but that will have to wait, because I have just been blindsided.
Back in college, I was out one night and a guy came up to one of my friends and started hitting on her. He was really tall (6&#8242;5&#8243;), dark, and I thought he [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=badmama.wordpress.com&blog=701737&post=287&subd=badmama&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Priorities</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 20:37:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not really fair to write all that stuff then suddenly leave things hanging, was it?
Big Daddy is back home again. We are working on things, and so far, so good. There are a few issues that I don&#8217;t think will ever be solved, so it will be a matter of deciding if we can live [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=badmama.wordpress.com&blog=701737&post=283&subd=badmama&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Details</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 15:09:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I realize I should probably be a little more detailed than in the previous post about the girls.
Squirt is 22 months old, and she is a delight. Easy-going and happy the majority of the time, she is also ridiculously stubborn and prone to drama-queen tantrums the Academy would fall over themselves to see. Once, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=badmama.wordpress.com&blog=701737&post=279&subd=badmama&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Where I attempt to explain</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 18:08:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been wanting to post here for a while now, but have been stuck for what to say. Not because nothing has gone on, oh no. But how to explain it, mostly, has been the sticking point.
Big Daddy and I have been having some problems with our relationship, and we&#8217;ve had some big financial issues as [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=badmama.wordpress.com&blog=701737&post=275&subd=badmama&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s Saturday morning</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Dec 2008 16:21:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Your four-wheel-drive vehicle does not actually mean you can safely drive at ridiculous speeds on slippery, snow-covered roads. All it means is that you might have an easier time driving yourself out of a snowy ditch.
Also, pie for breakfast is one of the best parts of being an adult.
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		<title>Squirt</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Dec 2008 17:28:09 +0000</pubDate>
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Since this blog was supposed to be, in part, a record of my children&#8217;s development, I suppose I should update that.
Squirt is tiny, only the 10th percentile in height and 20th in weight (still bigger than Peanut was at the same age, by far). She is both signing and talking. Her words, as follows:
mama and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=badmama.wordpress.com&blog=701737&post=270&subd=badmama&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Peanut</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Dec 2008 17:01:18 +0000</pubDate>
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This last week has been pretty eventful for Peanut.
On Wednesday, she and I got on a plane and flew to Philadelphia, for a visit down to Wilmington to A.I.  Dupont-Nemours Children&#8217;s Hospital and their arthrogyrposis clinic. First, however, we took a train in to New York City to visit with Uncle Carlos*. Our timing was [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=badmama.wordpress.com&blog=701737&post=265&subd=badmama&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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