Crazy
Did you know that I have been pregnant my ENTIRE LIFE? It’s true. I’m a medical miracle.
Perhaps this wouldn’t be true if I were the kind of person who pays people to do everything (garden, clean, cook, “vacuum” the “pool”), but it seems that this whole nesting thing requires the mother to do all the required chores herself, lest delays as long as five seconds in peforming said chores threaten the entire future of her children and her marriage, as well as the stability of the universe.
Big Daddy appreciates your thoughts and prayers during this difficult time.
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